Saturday, January 01, 2005

Late last night/early this morning, some merry-making jerkoff rang our doorbell TWICE (at 3:30 and 4 am) causing our dog to go crazy and causing me and B to wake from a blissful slumber. Coming home from the grocery just now, I had a fantasy that I cornered that guy and kicked him in the nuts repeatedly while saying "Happy New Year" for emphasis with each kick.


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